podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

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skylarinfinity:

[dinner time team chatting while eating]

m/n: [in serious tone] i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper bad guy, i mean he just taking you to the afterlife it’s not like he kill you or something….

m/n: to think about it, it’s quite nice of him to walk us there like imagine going there alone?!

m/n: i always wonder if he want a hug-

grim reaper: [show up behind] yes please, give me a hug.

m/n: [hug grim reaper tightly] is okay i understand you!

kate: [sigh] why can’t we have normal dinner for once?

peter: [looking at grim reaper nervously] uh isn’t this mean somebody going to die? because grim reaper here?!

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fandomnerd9602:

Wanda giggles as she walks in, holding her baby Natalie…

Wanda: little Nattie was missing you

Y/N: oh was she?

Y/N takes little Natalie into their arms…

Y/N: you sure it was just our daughter missing me?

Wanda sits in their lap and kisses Y/N…

Wanda: okay I was missing you too

Happy Birthday @lifespectator ! May your day be happy and full of love

natsarrownecklacx:

Sugar, spice and all things iced

Y/n: *Bolting up in the bed.* “Oh my god!!”

Wanda: *Half asleep and in a panic.* “What? What’s happening?” *Looking around the room for an intruder.”

Y/n: *Dead serious.* “I know what to do about the disaster gays!”

*The next day, after y/n told Sam her plan.*

Sam: “I like my men like I like my coffee.” *Sips iced coffee.*

Bucky: “Did you just flirt with both me and Steve?” *Amused.*

Steve: *Blushing furiously.* “I- Eh.”

Bucky: “Dinner at 7 then boys?”

Sam and Steve: *Nodding in agreement.*

Wanda and y/n: *High-fives.*

dc-marvel-life:

These Are My Ladies

Request: Would it be too much to ask for a poly fic with female reader and all the marvel ladies being soulmates? 

Pairing: Natasha x reader, Wanda x reader, Yelena x reader, Kate x reader, Carol x reader 

Word Count: ~1.9K

A/N: Now, this was supposed to be a short fic, but it got away from me. Who knows, there might be more to this story. Dorogoy means sweetheart 

Y/N was a well-known spy with the nickname; deadman. They called her that because you were a dead man walking when you saw her coming after you. She is no longer a spy because she was falsely accused of a crime she did not commit. No one heard her out, so she committed to a life of being an assassin/ mercenary.

While living her new life as a mercenary, she has had a lot of run-ins with the Avengers. She is on their most-wanted list but has yet to be caught. 

The men on the team hate her because she is cocky, annoying, and arrogant. The women on the team have a different viewpoint of Y/N. The women all love Y/N because she is all of their soulmates.

Y/N is a soulmate to Natasha, Wanda, Yelena, Kate, and Carol, but they do not know about each other. They know that Y/N is a lesbian but not that she is poly with people on the team. Whenever Y/N runs into her girlfriends, no matter how much the job pays or how big the mission is, she always puts her girlfriends first.

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cissa-calls:

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 481

Wanda: “Moths have always fascinated me, they fly towards light, until they burn themselves in a blind desire to reach it”

Y/N: “Who could say differently about the folly’s of man? Blindly grasping for one goal only to realize too late that very ambition was their folly”

*meanwhile*

Agatha: “Ooo pretty light” *touches light* “FRICK ITS HOT”

Y/N: “Then again we might just actually be moths in disguise…no other parallels or hypotheticals needed”

Wanda, watching Agatha nurse her burn: “Maybe…”

welesbianingtogether:

Lena: I gave Mike a get well card

Kara:…uh thanks, but he’s not sick?

Lena: Yeah I know. I just think he should do better.

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box-milk:

It’s different here

Paring: kate x reader

Genre: angst

Warnings: mentions of self-harm,blood, and torture. Short, grammatical and spelling errors cause I failed English

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You sigh quietly walking into the kitchen to get yourself some water, it’s been months since the avengers had rescued you from the grasp of HYDRA but you have yet to adjust to the feeling of being secure.

Reaching up to grab a glass from the cupboard as quietly as possible assuming that most of the avengers would be asleep at that hour, so enveloped in your thoughts you didn’t notice the glass slipping from your finger tips until it hit the floor.

Gasping silently your mind traps you in a flashback and your body moves against its will.

Kate who heard the crash ran into the kitchen and gasped at the state you were in. Eyes blank and lifeless as you clutch shreds of glass in your palms, blood trickling down you forearms and even more escaping from where you kneeled on some of the broken shreds.

“Y/n what are you doing?!”. As quickly and safely as she could she got you to release the glass from your bloody palms and onto your feet supporting most of your weight as the glass embedded in your knees made it hard to stand.

The brunette attempted to move you but you stayed frozen. “ I apologize sir dreykov. I didn’t mean to break the glass”. The lifeless sound of your voice makes the young archer cringe and her attempt to get you moving is again fruitless.

“ what is going on?”. The sound of the thick Russian accent let’s kate know the blond assassin was in the room. Green eyes ran over your figure and Kate’s runny eyes and failed attempts to have you move.

“Please. Yelena”. Kate has no idea what she’s pleading for but what she did know was that you needed to be clean up before you bleed out.

Yelena, seemly understanding the trance you’re under clears her throat and straighten her posture. “Let her go kate bishop”.

“What! Are you insane? Look at he-”

“let.her.go”

The tone left no room for argument and Kate begrudgingly let you fall onto the floor. “On your feet widow”. You flinch slightly but made no move to stand.

“On your feet widow!”. The blonde’s forceful tone has you standing immediately and Kate gags at the glass digging into you knees. “To your chamber”.

You body moves automatically to the direction of your room and the archer fights every will in her body to help you when she receives a disapproving glare from the shorter girl standing at her side.

When your out of sight yelena sighs quietly before facing the distort brunette. “Dreykov would make us eat in glassware and if we ever broke them he’d make us squeeze them as hard as we could in our hands as well as kneel on them”.

Kate’s mouth opens on close not sure how to process the information she was just given. “In the state she’s in right now all she’ll listen to is orders”.

With that, yelena leaves to return back to her room, and Kate dashes to your room. When she gets there, you’re sat on your bed unmoving. She tips toes to your bathroom to get a first aid kit and returns gently kneeling in front of you.

“Y/n?”. The brunette tries but you remain unresponsive, and she remembers what yelena told her. “Widow.” Kate cringes at the word but your blank eyes met hers.

With harsh demands, kate was able to remove the remaining glass and clean your wounds gently. Each touch sends a jolt of surprise through your body not being use to being handled carefully.

When finished, the archer stares at your frozen frame with another sigh she begins to pack the kit as she’s about to stand, you grab hold of one of her wrists causing the girl to jump in shock.

“Y/n?”

“Don’t go…please?”

Kate looks at your teary eyes, noticing the blank look is now replaced with one of vulnerability and gently lays your body down on the bed before joining you and bringing your body into hers while being mindful of your wounds.

“You don’t ever have to do that again. It’s different here.” The brunette says into your ear before placing a gentle kiss on your temple, and all you can do is silently sob while she held you.

alotofpockets:

Replaced | Part 2 | Natasha Romanoff

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Stark!Reader, and Tony Stark x Daughter!Reader

Story warnings: heart disease/failure, loss of a parent, absent father.

Story summary: Your father, Tony Stark, has been rather absent in the recent years of your life. What will happen when you show up at the Avengers Compound after you lose your mom?

Masterlist | Marvel masterlist | Words: 1.8K
Part 1 | Part 2

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reallyndacarter:

teamlynda:

Shoutout to Edible Arrangements for sending a “Happy Father’s Day” cheesecake box to @reallyndacarter when that is NOT what I ordered! She is clearly Mother!

Today I am Daddy

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fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

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crybabycunt:

(Yelena promised Kate she’d train with her)

Kate: Why are you laughing? I’m trying to have a fist fight with you.
Yelena: You hit me, Kate Bishop, but it’s very light. It’s almost relaxing.
Kate: Oh, yeah? Relax this–

(Kate’s fist goes flying and is instantly met with Yelena closing her fingers over it, stopping Kate’s momentum)

(Yelena begins twisting Kate’s fist, forcing the archer to turn with it. She lets go and Kate drops to the ground)

Kate: (looking up at Yelena) I thought you said this felt relaxing.
Yelena: For me. Not you.

(Yelena offers her hand to help Kate up)

Kate: No, thank you. I’d like to stay down here for a minute. Or five.
Yelena: Suit yourself.

(Kate uses this moment to swiftly sweep Yelena’s legs with one of her own, sending Yelena crashing onto her back next to Kate)

Yelena: Well played, Kate Bishop.
Kate: Anything to help you relax, Yelena.